H: Ah shiezzers, left my paser at home and we have a test this periodezzers.
J: Aw, there there borrow my new paser.
H: Thanks, but what are you going to be using?
J: This old one, it's half broken but I can manage *holds old paser awkwardly*
H: O_o uhhh... you know what? I will just use your old paser, don't make silly sacrafices.
J: Nah tis alright, I'm fine, just use the new one.
H: I insist man, take your own new paser and I will use the one old.
J: nononoo just.....
H: JUST EXTEND YOUR FLUKING ARM AND GRAB THAT NEW PASER BY THE BALL POINT AND USE IT.
TA MA DA.
J: WELL SCREW YOU, I HATE IT WHEN YOU'RE SO STUBBORN. TAKE THE NEW PASER ALREADY.
H: HELL NO, I WILL NOT. I'M NOT STUBBORN, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S STUBBORN WHICH IS MAKING ME STUBBORN, which for your information I'm always 1 level less stubborn than your stubby little ass. wh
J: WHATEVER. LADY'S FIRST, NOW GO.
TAKE.
THE.
PASE.....
H: *grabs old paser*
there.
the lady took her pick.
and i'm going to be shunning you for the rest of the period, homo.

Uh yeah, I will leave you to ponder on about that.
:)

I think I'm going to get told off my by english teacher about my essay that I submitted in a few days ago -_- I may have sounded a bit too arrogant.
Here's a slice of my essay :O 'It's about 'should junk food being banned in schools?':
As the old saying goes, "you are what you eat" and if what you eat is junk food, then you are no more than a diseased piece of junk. 
^ ROFL, fact of life m'friend, it's a fact of life.

Here's another one:
If school is a place to educate, then they should first learn to educate themselves about the harmful affects of junk food on their students and replace junk food with more healthy alternatives, such as 100% fat free, no sugar, no carbs and no artificial flavours or preservartives.

gerr. brain hurts. need my beauty sleep. gnight fells :)